snickfic: Buffy Dawn weird love is better than no love (Buffy Dawn)
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Another drabble, this one not actually for anyone, it just popped into my head. Apparently, once you start thinking in drabbles it's hard to stop... (I'm still thinking on yours, [livejournal.com profile] seapealsh!)

Recipe - Buffy & Dawn

“First you spread the peanut butter.”

She’ll never tell her.

“The tomato sauce goes on top of that.”

She’s... stable, now, besides the door-slamming and the occasional ear-piercing wail -- but she was like that before she found out.

“Then you slice the pickle.”

No point in rocking the boat.

“You need a one-to-one ratio of pickle slices to pepperoni, or it won’t taste right.”

Besides, it’d be cruel.

“Then you just sprinkle the cheese on top and nuke until melted.”

But when the monks made Dawn--

“Ta da! Summers Smorgasbord Pizza.”

--Buffy’s pretty sure they got some things wrong.

Date: 2009-05-05 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mere-ubu.livejournal.com
Hahahaha! To be fair, I've seen college-aged men make similar concoctions, but yikes! Dawnie can just keep that sandwich.

Date: 2009-05-05 08:29 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] deird1
Hee!

Nicely done.

Date: 2009-05-05 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angearia.livejournal.com
Awwww! This was great. Poor Dawnie and her warped tastebuds, but I feel ever worse for Buffy who probably had to taste that...thing. I loved this line - "She'll never tell her" - it was so beautiful how she's protecting her little sis.

Date: 2009-05-06 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seapealsh.livejournal.com
That is too funny! I was suspicious about Dawn when she mentioned liking anchovies in Season 7. How many teens like anchovies on their pizza? (now that I've said that, I'll find out there's a million of them)

Date: 2009-10-31 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jen-nsync-landl.livejournal.com
LOL Yes, "nuking" is key in fine dining. ;)

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