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Because you know they’d have had this conversation sooner or later, if they’d both been around long enough...

I Win
Xander&Spike

“Best I'd ever had.”

Xander neither knows nor cares what beer might do to healing eye sockets, nor what happened the night before the night before the end of the world to break Spike’s soulful new alcohol taboo.

“I told her, too. Shouldn’t’ve, but I did.”

However, he’s beyond bored with the semi-drunken conquest epic.

“I said, ‘Only thing better than killing a Slayer is--’”

“I did it first,” Xander says.

A wobbly pause. “You did what?”

“Faith.” A manly giggle squeaks out. “I slept with Faith. I had a Slayer before you did.”

Squinting, unfocused blue. “Did not.”

Date: 2009-05-30 02:23 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] rahirah
Bwah!

Date: 2009-05-30 06:47 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] moscow-watcher.livejournal.com
Oh, boys and their stupid rivalries...
Wonderful drabble.

Date: 2009-05-30 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riccadonna.livejournal.com
Big, BIG smile!

Date: 2009-05-30 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rebcake.livejournal.com
You really, really shouldn't have. I mean, Spike shouldn't have. Xander probably shouldn't have, either, but if we always did what we should, no good would come of it.

Date: 2009-05-31 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seapealsh.livejournal.com
Sounds like them - kinda with the playground retorts. How cute!

Date: 2009-09-16 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lusciousxander.livejournal.com
Hee!!! So funny! There should have been a scene with wasted Xander and Spike -ending with some luscious snogging. Sigh.

Let me just say that this is the first Spander fic/drabble where Xander wins. It's always Spike who wins, so this drabble is just unique.

Date: 2009-10-31 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jen-nsync-landl.livejournal.com
Male bonding over booze and talk of conquests. Oh, boys.

Date: 2010-01-13 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brunettepet.livejournal.com
I love this night before the night before the end of the world one-upmanship. This conversation could totally have happened! I'm sure Xander's next line will be an adolescent "Did, too!"

Date: 2010-01-13 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] penny-lane-42.livejournal.com
How did I miss this? It's too, too funny!

Date: 2010-01-13 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dipenates.livejournal.com
Ah, boys. This is fab.

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