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Because you know they’d have had this conversation sooner or later, if they’d both been around long enough...

I Win

“Best I'd ever had.”

Xander neither knows nor cares what beer might do to healing eye sockets, nor what happened the night before the night before the end of the world to break Spike’s soulful new alcohol taboo.

“I told her, too. Shouldn’t’ve, but I did.”

However, he’s beyond bored with the semi-drunken conquest epic.

“I said, ‘Only thing better than killing a Slayer is--’”

“I did it first,” Xander says.

A wobbly pause. “You did what?”

“Faith.” A manly giggle squeaks out. “I slept with Faith. I had a Slayer before you did.”

Squinting, unfocused blue. “Did not.”

Date: 2009-05-30 02:23 am (UTC)
rahirah: (Default)
From: [personal profile] rahirah

Date: 2009-05-30 06:47 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile]
Oh, boys and their stupid rivalries...
Wonderful drabble.

Date: 2009-05-30 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Big, BIG smile!

Date: 2009-05-30 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You really, really shouldn't have. I mean, Spike shouldn't have. Xander probably shouldn't have, either, but if we always did what we should, no good would come of it.

Date: 2009-05-31 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Sounds like them - kinda with the playground retorts. How cute!

Date: 2009-09-16 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hee!!! So funny! There should have been a scene with wasted Xander and Spike -ending with some luscious snogging. Sigh.

Let me just say that this is the first Spander fic/drabble where Xander wins. It's always Spike who wins, so this drabble is just unique.

Date: 2009-10-31 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Male bonding over booze and talk of conquests. Oh, boys.

Date: 2010-01-13 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I love this night before the night before the end of the world one-upmanship. This conversation could totally have happened! I'm sure Xander's next line will be an adolescent "Did, too!"

Date: 2010-01-13 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
How did I miss this? It's too, too funny!

Date: 2010-01-13 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Ah, boys. This is fab.


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